Morning at the gym lockerroom. Two senior citizens converse. "I just can't understand how some people can be so intelligent. Doctors... they operate hearts, livers... even spleens!" "And then there was this one who transferred a face." "Oh yes! Did the patient survive from that?" "Yes, for a few weeks at least, eight weeks was… Continue reading Science
Category: Listening in public
Confidence
Afternoon at a gym locker room. A cleaning lady is filling up the paper towel dispenser in the lavatory. A little girl comes to wash her hands, barely reaching the faucet. The cleaning lady looks at her. "Can you reach the paper towels?" "Of course, I'm already five years old!" ***
Disturbance
Late night at a train. Two teenage boys playing a first-person-shooter mobile game with sounds on in an otherwise quiet and sleeping car. The phone rings. "Oh why do they fucking always have to call when I'm fucking playing!?! [pause, answers phone] Yes? Yes I'm at the train. Yeah ok, I will." ***
Deworming
[A guest post] Morning at a pharmacy. The pharmasist offers help to a customer. "Can I help?" "Yeah, I'd need an allergy drug." "Do you have a specific product in mind?" "Yeah, anything but the one that has the annoying jingle. It has played in my head non-stop for a few days now." "Ah, OK.… Continue reading Deworming
Only in moderation
Evening at a cinema. The pre-film commercials are running. A voice in a dog food ad asks rhetorially: "Do you want your dog to be full of energy?" A teenage girl in the back: "No." ***
Serving with distinction
Afternoon in a coffee shop. Two baristas serving one customer. "What's on the pulled oats you got there?" "It's the sweet chili marinade and I've added some parsley." "Ok, I'll have the halloumi instead." "Can I put cottage cheese on top of the dry bread?" "Do you want syrup with your chili chai latte?" "No… Continue reading Serving with distinction
Deciding together
Afternoon at a café. A middle-aged couple. The man begins to converse. "I thought I could buy some onion." "Mhm." "Bland onion." "Yes." "Like fresh onion. An omelette would be good. I could get some pineapple also." "That would be good, yeah." ***
Out in the town
Late afternoon at a restaurant. Two young women tweeting. "Is that like good grammar? 'Strolling around Copenhagen'?" "Yeah." [pause] "Ok so I wrote 'Casually exploring Copenhagen with this hottie'" "With this hottie?" "Yeah! Ok, look up cutie, smile, open your mouth, with your teeth out..." [giggling] "Ok, savage!" ***
I don’t trust you
Evening infront of a shopping mall. A young man talks on the phone. "Hey you, yeah, I'm on the street, I'm outside. No. You get down here. No you come out, now. Now! You come out now! Yeah. [hands the phone to a young man next to him] Thanks a lot. Ok, so my friend… Continue reading I don’t trust you
More is more
Afternoon. A well-dressed elderly couple walk by a restaurant. The woman says to the man: "Hey... look! A bottle of red wine, 10 euros! Should we go?" "We already drank one bottle, darling." ***
Dizzy
On a bus. An elderly lady hops on and starts talking to another across the aisle. "There's a fine hassle at the bank! What a cue. And one man fell on top of me. He fell on me! He was feeling dizzy you see. He had a dizzy fit. And was sent to the hospital.… Continue reading Dizzy
Parentage
In a restaurant, lunch hour. Two middle-aged women talking. "Our girl, she's really social and outgoing but the boy – just like his father." ***
Imperative mood
On a train. Afternoon. Voice on the tannoy. "And for the English speaking passangers: we are having technical problems so we can't go as fast as we want to. We will be late about five to fifteen minutes. Apologize." ***
Did you see that coming?
Coffee house, afternoon. Two young men talking. "He had a wife, did you know that? For years. And now he's dating, a woman. Like... I didn't see that coming. " "Yeah, I've seen... in concerts, I've seen him together with..." "Yeah, hmm. Didn't see that... but I'll be in Berlin so I won't be..." "Maybe… Continue reading Did you see that coming?
Ontology
Evening at a bus stop. Two women talking. "I'm going to the church. The church is. It is! I want to go. I'm going now. The church is!" "Me too." ***
Girlfriend
Morning, in a train. A woman talking to a man. "Sorry what did you say to my father just now?" "I told him I have a Philippina girlfriend." "We come from China." "Oh, China is closer." "Well, they are neighboring countries." "We've been together for a year, but we are both poor so... You know.… Continue reading Girlfriend
Flirting
Evening. A young man chatting up to two young women. "No no, it's better in the night. The air is cold and the water is warm. You just stay in the water and it's really wonderful... You should definitely bring your bathing suits." [The women giggle.] ***
Out of the ordinary
Evening. Two elderly men, dressed smart and smelling of fresh after shave, walking in the street. "Why am I so nervous?" [silence] ***
Do we have to?
Morning. A group of under five-year-old kindergarteners with two teachers walking in the rain. "Ok then, let's move on. Who's hungry?" [Kids] "Meeeeee.....!" "Who's tired?" "Meee...!" "Who wants to go play in the park?" "....? " [Two kids] "... me?" "Great, let's go then!" ***
Constructive
On a train, evening. A couple discussing. " [reading] The roof is usually chosen on the grounds of aesthetics. A tile roof is quieter during rain than a tin roof. A tile roof is more expensive to install. A tile roof requires to be placed on a waterproof roofing... We're so getting a tin roof." "I'm… Continue reading Constructive